I couldn’t do anything with that thing, It’s stiff but it’s definitely not hanging, is it? No, your little dick is pathetically small.
Except, no, I don't want anything to do with your little pecker.
I make you watch me cum in a way that you could never make me cum, reminding you how I'll never let you fuck me. how can you even call yourself a man? I start to fuck myself with the dildo, knowing you wish you could make me feel the way my toy does. Turns out your baby dick is HALF the size of my favourite dildo. Then, I grab a dildo to show you what a REAL man's cock looks like. I tell you I'm going to show them to my friends later so we can all laugh at you together. Before we get too far I remember my phone and snap a couple photos and a short video. I strip down while telling you how I want you to touch your little prick. I feel sort of bad for laughing at you so much and I know you were expecting to get off so I offer to let you jerk off in front of me while I tease you with my body and tell you what to do. I grab a measuring tape to see how small you really are. I've never seen a dick like this before and I can't hide my laughter. well, I don't think that's going to happen. I'm pretty disappointed, I was totally going to fuck you but now. It's so tiny! I can't believe it, I had no idea you had such a tiny penis.
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I don't know how to ask you so I just come out and say it - I want to mess around with you." I ask you to take your cock out for me so I can get it hard. "We've been friends for so long and honestly I'm surprised nothing has ever happened between us.